There is agreement here with the group Americans for Legal Immigration that we might mail our "gently used underwear" to President Obama and Speaker of the House Boehner.
You see, the government needs 42,000 pairs of undershorts for illegal aliens, and has posted an "opportunity to get tax money" notice to supply the underwear.
We, as a nation of 319 million underwear users, could easily supply the demand at no cost to our wallets. Take a pair of your "gently used underwear," box them up, and mail them to one of the following two big spenders:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500
Office of the Speaker, H-232
That's your taxpayer tip of the day.