The Nanny State

The nanny state strikes again. The National Transportation Safety Board says you need a bicycle helmet to stay among the living. The NTSB says all 50 states, the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico should pass mandatory laws forcing riders to wear bicycle helmets.

Walking is dangerous. You could trip and fall. If everyone had to crawl, there would be many lives saved. Let us outlaw walking because of its many dangers.

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