Young people at UTHS, a local school, compete for class rank. Competition is bad, and leads to stress. Stress is very bad. We have to fix it.
Let's eliminate class rank. That will eliminate stress.
Of course, there can only be 5 starters on the basketball team, 11 starters on offense on the football team, and 1 person at the top of the graduating class.
Who dreams about this imaginary utopia?